cool your jets martin

i'm ryan and i like cabin pressure, welcome to night vale, doctor who, sherlock, hannibal, peep show, and panel shows
Apr 18 '14


The single best office prank, ever.

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Apr 17 '14

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Apr 17 '14

Orange is the New Black Season 2 Trailer

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Apr 17 '14


How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

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Apr 17 '14

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Apr 17 '14


boys will be boys

girls will be girls

nonbinary people will be rulers of the universe

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Apr 17 '14


unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

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Apr 17 '14


Dr. Frederick Chilton in Futamono

I am grateful that I have trouble digesting animal proteins, as the last meals I have shared with Hannibal Lecter have all been salads.

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Apr 17 '14


remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus


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Apr 17 '14

Oh, hello, John. Didn’t expect to see you here.
Come for me too?

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Apr 17 '14

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Apr 17 '14


this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

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